(vol.
15W, no. 4; newsletter by k.r.)
Like the swashbucklers of yore looking for buried
treasure, the Coastal Pirates are digging themselves a big hole. Between
Sundays and Wednesdays, the last couple of weeks have brought efforts which
shown us playing down to the competition. Such was the case against the
Wave. It was not a bad effort we had our chances and two of their
three goals were flukes: Their first goal was caused by a rut
in the floor causing the puck to jump over Harris' stick and resulting in
a bad clear (how was that Harris?), and the third goal which was clearly
covered but was forced in after what should have been a whistle. But we
are capable of playing better and this was a team we should have beaten.
The 1st period was an up-and-down affair with the only thing of merit to
happen was the now-infamous rut goal. The Pirates skated with
nine players (missing on Dave Matthews). On the back line was the rotation
of Mike F.-Russ-Keith, while upfront was Chris, The Miller Boys, Allen,
Wildman and #67. The period concluded with #10 of the Wave receiving a ten-minute
misconduct that just disappeared at the start of the 2nd.
The Pirates picked up their play a bit in the 2nd period. After falling
behind 2-0, they finally got on the board when Mike let one go from the
point; when the puck finally got to the keeper it rebounded to Wildman who's
shot in turn went to Chris for the one-timer powerplay goal. Goione seemed
to be all-around the goal, both with the puck and with his ass. He was called
for moving the net three times (what's up with that? maybe we should practice
stopping, huh?). In what seem to be a combo that is getting more frequent,
Miller from Miller made it a tie 2-2 game. Then, in what turned out to be
the most emotional part of the contest, the Pirates fell behind again while
killing a penalty on a goal that should have been blown dead; the puck sat
under Harris for around :05 seconds while a Wave player stood there making
a shish-kA-bob out of Harris' privates. When all was said and done it was
3-2 Wave; Keith's face was marked-up; and the Wave player who scored was
thrown out of the game.
On to the exciting 3rd period. Brian scored to tie the game (assist to Mike
and Russ). That's all that happened. I don't remember much of the goal
sorry but it's nice when we see #67 score. If Scott the referee is
reading this, we didn't mean to gang up on you after the 2nd it was
just that you were sitting so close by in our penalty box.
THE
SILVER
SKULLS
1) BRIAN
NEWCOMB
For the game-tying goal and not writing this newsletter so we could receive
it in a more timely fashion.
2)
MIKE FARRELL
For his 2-point night and talking Russ into smoking the Maduro cigar (which
he nearly gagged on).
3)
SCOTT MILLER
For his first goal of the season (or was it Evan?). No, it was Scott. Er,
maybe it was Evan ...