(vol.
19W, no. 5; newsletter by no one)
editor's
note: I regret to inform the Pirate reading public that the website management
and #67 are at an impasse regarding the filing and posting of this newsletter.
This labor strife is now on its second week and #67 has rebuffed all of
management's requests to file a summary of this game. Repeated queries have
yielded nothing and — as the Lockout crawls into its second week —
we see no signs of a settlement. In an effort to keep the team briefed on
the situation, the arguments put forth by both sides are listed in an unbiased
fashion below:
The Pirate Management's view: We
are simply looking for #67 to sit down at his freakin' computer and type
something about the game. Preferably within a freakin' week of the game
actually occurring.
#67's view: Claims he
is suffering from writer's block. And he is also lazy.
So, in closing, we at the Coastal Pirates hope that other “Replacement
Writers” for the newsletter will step forward until this disagreement
is resolved.
In an effort to not have the Lockout overshadow this great offensive explosion,
we're listing the stats for this game
below.
period
followed by goal (assists)
-------------------------------------
1st half: scott m. (none)
1st half: craig (from mike)
1st half: craig (from jimmy)
2nd half: craig (from mike)
2nd half: russ (none)
2nd
half: jimmy (none)
2nd
half: russ (none)
2nd
half: evan (from #67)
2nd
half: jimmy (from mike)
end of 1st: 3-0 us; end of 2nd: 9-4
• we accumulated a 7-0 lead before they tallied
their first goal
