(vol.
30W, no. 8; newsletter by b.n.)
Somewhere the Hockey Gods are laughing ...
After getting our asses handed to us in four games against “A” division opponents, we compiled these stats:
Record: 0-4
Shutouts recorded by opponents: 3
Mercys by opponents: 3
Total goals scored by the Pirates: 1
Total goals scored against the Pirates: 27
Points scored to claim Art Ross trophy: 5
Goals scored to claim Richard trophy:
3
And honestly, our play against the “B” teams wasn't much better. We barely beat a team with that had a 12-year-old goalie in net.
Well after all that angst, at least we have something to show for it: Water bottles.
date of game: 8.08.07
“COASTAL CREATIONS” PROUDLY PRESENTS:
SCOTT MILLER'S POSITIVELY PRIMO PULLED PORK
Made by Kansas City Barbeque Society Judge (and Pirate forward) Scott Miller, this is 100%-certified BBQ Pulled Pork. Scotty M's famous 15-hour slow-cooked smoker recipe will keep you coming back for more. Only $10 for a generously-stuffed vacuum sealed bag that will yield 5-6 sandwiches. Just heat'em in the bag until hot, and serve with your favorite BBQ sauce. Add some apple cider vinegar to the sauce before serving and maybe a splash of 'slaw — just like they do in North Carolina! (Not kosher for Passover)
( only $10 / click here to order )
