JOHN “WILDMAN” CASSENS
LEFT WING

NUMBER: 17
SHOOTS: Alot, but doesn't score much.
HEIGHT: 5’10”
WEIGHT: 175-182 (depending on number of beverages consumed at the post-game “meetings”)
BORN: Hackensack, New Jersey
LIVES: Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey
ACQUIRED: Drafted (1999)
BIO: I invoke my fifth amendment right not to incriminate myself.
MOST INFLUENCED BY: Patrik Sundstrom, Doug Brown, Pat Conacher
QUOTE: “Was that five shots or six? With all this confusion I lost track. Now being that this is a .44 magnum and will blow you head clean off, you have to ask yourself, Do you feel Lucky Punk?”