BORN: Paterson, New Jersey
LIVES: Manasquan, New Jersey
ACQUIRED: Just after the Paleozoic Era when roller- hockey was first invented (following the invention of the wheel). Harris, Scooby and I played in a foam-bordered rink with a ball.
BIO: As one of the teams senior players, Ive been on rollerblades since the days they only came with Velcro straps. These kids dont know how lucky they are; why our rinks were made of fine gravel; and pads, who could afford them? So youd hit your head a few hundred times a game, so you'd hit your head a few hundred times a game, so youd ... wait a minute I forgot what I was saying ...
MOST INFLUENCED BY: Any hockey player who has their real teeth left.
QUOTE: Mark Twain: I was born modest, but it didn't last.