(vol. 28W, no. 4; newsletter by b.n.)
editor's note: We've come a long way in our decade of playing organized hockey. The Pirates have won a wealth of Titles, made some great friends and had some memorable post-game meetings.” Since the launch of the website we've documented these highs and lows for posterity through the hard labors of our writing staff. That's why I'm saddened to bring you the newsletter below. It was authored” by #67. He claims to have written it himself, but strangely there were tell-tale signs that he submitted an e-mail forward as our week's newsletter (I guess this is one of those Pirate “lows” I was referring to before). The S.O.C. has launched an investigation and if you have any evidence to support the charges (which #67 denies vehemently) your name and jersey number will be kept confidential.

You may have heard that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may not know that in the month of March 1948 — exactly nine months after that historic day:

• Albert Arnold Gore,Jr.,
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
date of game: 1.10.07

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