29W, no.7; newsletter by no one)
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date of game: 4.25.07
1) BOB BROOKS
For breaking his own points-in-season record with one regulation game still remaining.
2) ANTHONY TOSCANO
For subbing (again) and making the usual impact up front.
3) DOUG COLLIMORE
For holding onto the win or, as a teammate put it, “saving our ass in net.”