34S, no. 4; newsletter by no one)
editor's note: The editor's house was struck by lightning on Sunday so he was unable to attend this game or post timely newsletters due to his computer now being a giant paperweight. We'd like to take a moment to thank Jon Hoenge for subbing in net at the last moment. We'd also like to take a moment to thank Joe Lyden for having the grace to “call out sick” as opposed to some other Pirate-rostered player that traitorously lined-up for the Rat Pack.
What follows is the extent of this game's newsletter that I overheard from an anonymous Pirate player: “There was no flow, no rhythm.”
FOR THE RECORD*
Attendance (players): Dan, Tim, LeMatty, Kevin, Gucci, Glenn, Joe Baio (sub). Net: Jon Hoenge
Scratches: Russ, Mike, Joe, Tony (traitor).
Scoring: 1st period: 3-0 Rat Pack. 3rd period: 7-1 Rat Pack: Goals by Kevin (none).
*The accuracy of these stats are not guaranteed since they have not been reviewed by Brooks.
date of game: 7.27.08