45W, no. 1; newsletter by no one)
editor's note: Unfortunately we have no newsletter for this game. We have, however, set up this email link so you can address your complaints directly to our Head of the Newsletter-Writing Division: PirateNewsletter.Complaints@coastalpirates.com
Although we have no record of the actual game, we did however capture the aftermath of the post-game “meeting.” In the above photo, Brian Newcomb (aka #67) and Dave Matthews shuttle the empties to the dumpster. As you can see, Dave — in his return to the Pirate team after his 1-season hiatus — is already having a profound impact on streamlining the efficiencies involved in parking lot consumption.
FOR THE RECORD
Attendance (players): Cassens, Gesior, Genalo, Gucci, LeMatty, Matthews, McLaughlin, Miller, Newcomb, Nicolosi. Net: Harris.
Scoring: 1st period: 4-0 Pirates: Goals by Gesior Cassens); Nicolosi (LeMatty); LeMatty (Nicolosi, Newcomb); Matthews (none). 3rd period: 6-2 Pirates: Goals by Cassens (Nicolosi); Genalo (Miller).
date of game: 1.12.11
1) RUSS NICOLOSI
For a 3-point night.
2) DAVE MATTHEWS
For leading all defensemen in scoring after his first-night back.
3) ED GESIOR
For scoring the first tally of the night and non-stop hustle as a forward.