Every Pirate knows the best part of playing on the team is hanging out at the post-game “meeting” afterwards. Unfortunately there's only room for two on Scott Miller's tailgate and Russ doesn't let anyone lean on the new BMWer. That's when we at Coastal Pirate Central decided to take matters into our own hands ... er, legs. New for '08 is the Captain's Chair. This baby not only features dual cup holders, but has the official team logo stenciled on the front and back. A logo-emblazoned, shoulder-strapped carrying bag allows easy transport and will let all the soccer moms and flag football players know exactly where you're headed. Did we mention it also has a zippered Johnny-pouch beneath the arm for your valuables? As self-made man and entrepreneur Dave Matthews would say: “This thing sells itself.”

( $20 / while supplies last )