PIRATE NHL-STYLE MOCK TURTLENECK
OFFICIAL TEAM MERCHANDISE

After the Pirates won their 26th Championship — the most Titles ever by an East Coast-based hockey team that primarily wears black and has a Skull in their logo and plays on Sundays, Wednesdays and Mondays and has a guy nicknamed “Gucci” on the roster and whose Captain drives a BMW — we wanted to do something special. That's why we pulled out all the stops and ordered these 100% cotton, Hondoran-crafted mock turtlenecks. Each mocktee has the Pirates official logo embroidered rakishly off-center on the collar, just like those guys in that other league wear (I'm talking about the NHL in case you didn't get that).

( outrageously reasonable at just $15 / click here to order )